Archive for the ‘Hilarious statements but still get away !’ Category

Neatly scripted story ..

August 17, 2007

The plight of Shri. Yedurappa is sorry and sometimes hilarious. Sorry because, he has trusted the most untrustworthy and hilarious because he still sees merit in occupying the CMs gaddi in October 3 rd.

That is the d- day for Shreman Deve gowda to, hand over power to BJP. From about three weeks reports have appeared, stating that secret parleys are going on.

That gives DG about another month and a half to make his moves and set up the end game. Sounds similar to a game you know ?. Yes, it is. And much more. Secret parleys are being held in temple towns, and other places like resorts. But, for Shri. DG temple towns are a fav. Simply because, it mixes both sin being committed in a holy place, and seeking repent at the same time!

Now we are in the middle game. Shri. Kumarswamy has switched roles with his Dad shri. DG. He does all the front screen activity with BJP (YEDI) while his DAD does the behind the scenes activity. A series of such behind activities will lead to a grand scenario where Shri. Kumaraswamy will put a proposal with BJP -

Look here Congress is willing to support us from outside. Are you?

And BJP knows it is coming…

Two more Hilarious statements from our leaders…

August 16, 2007

Mr. Montek, while participating in a discussion, was saying the ‘poor becoming poorer’  -

!!!!

I beg to ask, Sir, what is the meaning of this poor becoming poorer. A man who does not have any work, and nothing to eat, searching for food, how does he become poorer.

Mr.MAni Shankar, while answering a question, mentioned that to become a politician, a person with Rs. 200 can come to his party office and he can get him a membership. And he could also, get a pair of pyjamas, and kurta to wear, from a shop near the office.

Two more hilarious persons added!!

What a shame sycophants…

People who cannot run their own companies….! We ask :Are u people who can lead !!

July 4, 2007

Mr. Praful Patel, Union Aviation Minister, the Industrialist, has proven that he is neither a good leader nor any confidence on his entrepreneurship knowledge.

As reported by BS, he has made a statement “that people who cannot
manage their own companies”. Obviously referring to Mr. GOpinath of
Deccan.

Is this the way a Minister should speak?? Or is donning the hat of
an industrialist ??

Mr. Gopinath, Mr. Minister should know, has made air travel
affordable for common man.

The small kirana shop owner near my house went to Rajastan from Bangalore by flight !!

What a change in the aviation concept !

What the Govt. of India could not do in so many years !

Mr. Minister, may we ask what is the special thing your ministry has done ??

In the same speech you are mentioning all problems !! So much for your entrepreneurial skills !!!!

Why should she answer… We ask : Why not ? Is it her fiefdom??

July 4, 2007

This is what Pranab Mukh, had to say regarding Prathibha Patil not appearing for press conference.

“Why should she answer? All allegations have been answered. If they are frivolous, unfounded and not proved in any court of law, is it for the candidate to respond to them?” said External Affairs Minister Pranab Mukherjee.

Can a student away even at a school level with this kind of arguement. This shows that even our politicians are enjoying more than our students.

Sharks vs Wolves..

July 4, 2007

Finally, the real issues are out in the open.

In last few decades, money making by politicians was in the garb of serving people.

Now it more clearer. All of them are in it for money and it is now publicly being fought.

The CM of Karnataka calls Congress leaders Wolves and Congress calls  CM a Land shark.

What about the poor citizen ??

It is time a open, transparent system of Securitization of land property is bought about.

Let them all check who is playing Cards with whom all night..

July 3, 2007

Response by the Chief Minister of karnatka, to a TV channel, when asked about the raids on a Real Estate developer, supposed to be close to the Powers.

Dear CM, kindly realize that you are being observed all the time.

We shouldn’t blame Pak for all our Woes !

July 3, 2007

Dear Shivraj Patil, Home Minister has a propensity to let all feel comfortable – even people who actively promote terrorism.

We are ready to talk to Pak whenever they have time !!

July 3, 2007

By Shivraj Patil. Anything more to be said of one of the contenders for post of President.

Mr. Minister the Paks care a damn about talks. One terrorist activity everything is back to normal.

As APJ said, Power respects Power. Show your power to these terrorists and they will cower.

Inflation in comfort ZONE !!

July 3, 2007

While the whole country is suffering from high prices of Vegetable and Essential commodities, the noted economist Mr. Montek Singh Ahluwalia, erstwhile companion of our PM Mr. Manmohan, says that Inflation is now in  a comfort zone.

We would like to ask Mr. Montek, can you kindly tell us whether the question has any relevance in Economics ?

Non – IT Sectors should raise their salaries…!!

July 3, 2007

Nasscom President, Mr. Kiran Karnik said here in Bangalore that NON IT Sectors should raise salaries of their staff. This he feels will reduce the social disparity.

 

We would humbly like to ask the honourable gentlemen, Is it Ok if the manufacturing companies suffer losses ??