Hyderabad Bomb Blasts…

The Hyderabad (Lumbini Park, right next to Secretariat) Bomb blasts have once again reminded us of the vulnerable state we are in.

Even as news trickles in that more bombs were defused, the people of Hyderabad are in a nervous. While death due to terrorism is easily forgotten in our country today, the fear of death is more difficult to handle.

IT is time the authorities wake up and put the fear of the law in the hearts of terrorists.

It is time that the authorities realize that the local support for terrorists – is more than imagined, and more profound than what was earlier thought. Planting 20 + bombs, is a logistical effort.

Why are our police forces so inept  ??

Why are our politicians so inept ??

If we leave this untouched, we are going to be a country which cannot handle itself….

Sycophancy Cipher – Global Release | Version 1.0

Sycophancy manager

A software which can manage all the sycophants in a logical manner is the requirement Rahul said to his momma. She loved her son for these kinds of ideas and pronto a sycosoftware vendor was summoned. Here is what he has developed with a list of features:

1. Tracks longetivity of sycophancy. Since how long is the sycophant a sycophant !
2. Tracks sycophants benefit to the family. Additional benefits. Does he know where to get products like gizmos, sarees, etc. liked by the family
3. Analyzes : Does the sycophant look presentable ?
4. Updates daily ranking and indexing for top sycophants.
5. Tracks and monitoring of sycophants entry and exit from 10 Janpath. Their faces are captured on a camera and analysed by a psychiatrist for grading of positive vibes with Sonia or not. Whether he is coming out with a smile on his ace or is distraught.
6. Can be integrated with RFID tagging of Sycophants. Easy tracking of movements of sycophants. Where is he and what is he upto ?
7. Access anywhere software. This software can be accessed from anywhere in the world. Enables instant prioritization of sycophants and instant decision. Just like the Global delivery model of software companies, this software can globalize the operations and management of sycophants
8. Instant display of the top 10 sycophants or top 100 or top 1000 sycophants, countrywide, facial features wise, etc.
9. Records the tolerance to humiliation and disrespect. Weightage to this factor is highest. (Hint: supress all your individuality and you are on your way.)
10. The threat perception. Is this sycophant susceptible to ditch the family when an opportunity arises.
11. New entrant screening. Like Laloo Yadav. Difficult candidate. Has a political base. The software identify all such candidates and display their threat category.
12. Each candidate is given an sms alert whenever there are changes in rankings, so that he can suitably alter his path.
13. A thermal sensor is attached to his mobile which will tell the software what kind of activties, like, celebrating,govt. work, or enjoying himself. This will be updated to a centralized database on a real time basis – giving unimagined access to the central leadership.
14. E- Learning – The sycophant can also browse a website, for a e-learning tutorial on how to be a great sycophant.
15. The software creates communities, like minority sycophants, farmer sycophants, mining sycophant, anti bjp sycophant, etc. The community sycophant module allows participation and discussion, idea exchange, etc.

Registration terms :

Free ! in exchange for lalchi and kurta ! (For men only). 

Suggestions on upgrading the software are welcome. Come, Let us learn to laugh at leaders !

Neatly scripted story ..

The plight of Shri. Yedurappa is sorry and sometimes hilarious. Sorry because, he has trusted the most untrustworthy and hilarious because he still sees merit in occupying the CMs gaddi in October 3 rd.

That is the d- day for Shreman Deve gowda to, hand over power to BJP. From about three weeks reports have appeared, stating that secret parleys are going on.

That gives DG about another month and a half to make his moves and set up the end game. Sounds similar to a game you know ?. Yes, it is. And much more. Secret parleys are being held in temple towns, and other places like resorts. But, for Shri. DG temple towns are a fav. Simply because, it mixes both sin being committed in a holy place, and seeking repent at the same time!

Now we are in the middle game. Shri. Kumarswamy has switched roles with his Dad shri. DG. He does all the front screen activity with BJP (YEDI) while his DAD does the behind the scenes activity. A series of such behind activities will lead to a grand scenario where Shri. Kumaraswamy will put a proposal with BJP -

Look here Congress is willing to support us from outside. Are you?

And BJP knows it is coming…

Two more Hilarious statements from our leaders…

Mr. Montek, while participating in a discussion, was saying the ‘poor becoming poorer’  -

!!!!

I beg to ask, Sir, what is the meaning of this poor becoming poorer. A man who does not have any work, and nothing to eat, searching for food, how does he become poorer.

Mr.MAni Shankar, while answering a question, mentioned that to become a politician, a person with Rs. 200 can come to his party office and he can get him a membership. And he could also, get a pair of pyjamas, and kurta to wear, from a shop near the office.

Two more hilarious persons added!!

What a shame sycophants…

The nuclear stakes…

Every political party knows that the benefits of nuke deal are immense. But, everyone wants the credit of this to accumulate to their party.

That is the core issue of this whole drama being played out. The communists want to somehow deny the credit to congress, the congress wants all the credit to accrue to sonia.

So, how will this pan out. Communists would negotiate for a large return in exchange for allowing the nuke deal to go through.

BJP is at the crossroads not knowing where to go. Unable to suggest but able to criticize.

It is all a fight to bag the credit….