Hyderabad Bomb Blasts…

The Hyderabad (Lumbini Park, right next to Secretariat) Bomb blasts have once again reminded us of the vulnerable state we are in.

Even as news trickles in that more bombs were defused, the people of Hyderabad are in a nervous. While death due to terrorism is easily forgotten in our country today, the fear of death is more difficult to handle.

IT is time the authorities wake up and put the fear of the law in the hearts of terrorists.

It is time that the authorities realize that the local support for terrorists – is more than imagined, and more profound than what was earlier thought. Planting 20 + bombs, is a logistical effort.

Why are our police forces so inept  ??

Why are our politicians so inept ??

If we leave this untouched, we are going to be a country which cannot handle itself….

Sycophancy Cipher – Global Release | Version 1.0

Sycophancy manager

A software which can manage all the sycophants in a logical manner is the requirement Rahul said to his momma. She loved her son for these kinds of ideas and pronto a sycosoftware vendor was summoned. Here is what he has developed with a list of features:

1. Tracks longetivity of sycophancy. Since how long is the sycophant a sycophant !
2. Tracks sycophants benefit to the family. Additional benefits. Does he know where to get products like gizmos, sarees, etc. liked by the family
3. Analyzes : Does the sycophant look presentable ?
4. Updates daily ranking and indexing for top sycophants.
5. Tracks and monitoring of sycophants entry and exit from 10 Janpath. Their faces are captured on a camera and analysed by a psychiatrist for grading of positive vibes with Sonia or not. Whether he is coming out with a smile on his ace or is distraught.
6. Can be integrated with RFID tagging of Sycophants. Easy tracking of movements of sycophants. Where is he and what is he upto ?
7. Access anywhere software. This software can be accessed from anywhere in the world. Enables instant prioritization of sycophants and instant decision. Just like the Global delivery model of software companies, this software can globalize the operations and management of sycophants
8. Instant display of the top 10 sycophants or top 100 or top 1000 sycophants, countrywide, facial features wise, etc.
9. Records the tolerance to humiliation and disrespect. Weightage to this factor is highest. (Hint: supress all your individuality and you are on your way.)
10. The threat perception. Is this sycophant susceptible to ditch the family when an opportunity arises.
11. New entrant screening. Like Laloo Yadav. Difficult candidate. Has a political base. The software identify all such candidates and display their threat category.
12. Each candidate is given an sms alert whenever there are changes in rankings, so that he can suitably alter his path.
13. A thermal sensor is attached to his mobile which will tell the software what kind of activties, like, celebrating,govt. work, or enjoying himself. This will be updated to a centralized database on a real time basis – giving unimagined access to the central leadership.
14. E- Learning – The sycophant can also browse a website, for a e-learning tutorial on how to be a great sycophant.
15. The software creates communities, like minority sycophants, farmer sycophants, mining sycophant, anti bjp sycophant, etc. The community sycophant module allows participation and discussion, idea exchange, etc.

Registration terms :

Free ! in exchange for lalchi and kurta ! (For men only). 

Suggestions on upgrading the software are welcome. Come, Let us learn to laugh at leaders !

Neatly scripted story ..

The plight of Shri. Yedurappa is sorry and sometimes hilarious. Sorry because, he has trusted the most untrustworthy and hilarious because he still sees merit in occupying the CMs gaddi in October 3 rd.

That is the d- day for Shreman Deve gowda to, hand over power to BJP. From about three weeks reports have appeared, stating that secret parleys are going on.

That gives DG about another month and a half to make his moves and set up the end game. Sounds similar to a game you know ?. Yes, it is. And much more. Secret parleys are being held in temple towns, and other places like resorts. But, for Shri. DG temple towns are a fav. Simply because, it mixes both sin being committed in a holy place, and seeking repent at the same time!

Now we are in the middle game. Shri. Kumarswamy has switched roles with his Dad shri. DG. He does all the front screen activity with BJP (YEDI) while his DAD does the behind the scenes activity. A series of such behind activities will lead to a grand scenario where Shri. Kumaraswamy will put a proposal with BJP -

Look here Congress is willing to support us from outside. Are you?

And BJP knows it is coming…

Two more Hilarious statements from our leaders…

Mr. Montek, while participating in a discussion, was saying the ‘poor becoming poorer’  -

!!!!

I beg to ask, Sir, what is the meaning of this poor becoming poorer. A man who does not have any work, and nothing to eat, searching for food, how does he become poorer.

Mr.MAni Shankar, while answering a question, mentioned that to become a politician, a person with Rs. 200 can come to his party office and he can get him a membership. And he could also, get a pair of pyjamas, and kurta to wear, from a shop near the office.

Two more hilarious persons added!!

What a shame sycophants…

The nuclear stakes…

Every political party knows that the benefits of nuke deal are immense. But, everyone wants the credit of this to accumulate to their party.

That is the core issue of this whole drama being played out. The communists want to somehow deny the credit to congress, the congress wants all the credit to accrue to sonia.

So, how will this pan out. Communists would negotiate for a large return in exchange for allowing the nuke deal to go through.

BJP is at the crossroads not knowing where to go. Unable to suggest but able to criticize.

It is all a fight to bag the credit….

Shuba Ho Gayi Babu….

Sycophancy has started in full swing again. Now it is Sonia ji birthday.

Dec 9th, her birthday, is going to be declared a National Girl Child Day. Any comments ?

Shame Shame Sycophants…

A recent news report says APJ Kalam, the President of India, ( i am proud to say this, you must be too) has called for a farewell party for all 900 members of his staff.

The important thing is that this is the first time that a President is doing this.

Contrast this with our slimy PM indirectly hitting out at our President saying ‘even i too need some publicity’ in response to a question on ‘leaking of letters from the Presidential office’.

Dear PM, the leakage reflects on your part too. You are in charge of Governance (or you have forgotten) – and you better take care of procedures at Presidents office. All procedures are your domain. You can always tighten up the procedures. We are all sure that the President would have agreed.

SHAME  SHAME Sycophants.

Travelling in India…Guidelines…

Hi,

Airport tips – scroll down.

Here are the tips:

1.Carry mineral bottled water.

2.If you are not interested in temples tell your organizer. You should not be wasting your time in places you do not like. This will save you a lot of time.

3.Pack your food before going long distances or to remote places.

4.Never wear too many jewelery or expensive watches.

5.Never worry about injustice being done to others. Sheer waste of time. Donot get involved with police. If you need to get involved use this simple trick. Ask for the superior. If you are talking to a constable ask for the Inspector. If talking to the inspector ask for the Commissioner.

6.Get literature about the place you are visiting beforehand. Indian Govt. or authorities in charge do not make it available at the site of important place.

7.Right from hotels to train tickets foreigners are charged more. Ask why ?? Many a times you will get the right price.

8.When ordering food, make sure it is hot.

9.Do not take public transport. It is strictly for the trained persons. Normal people can only get into low traffic zone buses at non peak hours.

10.Do not trust anyone. But, if you find one to trust, you are lucky. Indians are fantastic hosts. You will feel overwhelmed by their eagerness.

Next – Top 10 places to visit in India – (Bangalore). Digg this page and support the initiative…

They Deserve more than curious viewership….

Ms. Jayashree, wife of Mr. Vijayakumar, IAS has come out with a strategic move to protect herself. By creating public awareness about the battle they are fighting. It is obvious that, she and her family are suffering from politicos for some years – in their efforts to stay and do their duty to the country.

New York Times has come out with an article which gives her and family more support.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/05/technology/05whistle.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

However, one comment of the article we cannot agree with is that the root of corruption is – less comparable salaries, which is humiliating to all honest people who are still in service and those who are not corrupt. Does it mean that a poor man, if he commits a crime he can be pardoned ??? Just because he is poor ?

The honourable reporter Mr. ANAND GIRIDHARADAS, should also note that there are millions of good honest poor people in India. In all religions.

Corruption among Govt. and Private sector is not because someone in Infosys or Wipro makes lot of money. Corruption is because the Govt. and Politicos treat corruption as a way of life. Which is totally untrue. If you do a mini sample survey, you will find that there are many govt. officers who are middle class and poor. Why is there such a large lower middle class in India ? One of the reasons is they have chosen not be corrupt.

The politicians have put a lady with a questionable background as a Presidential candidate. If this is the policy awareness of the govt. then we can as well imagine how they handle corrupt cases.

So, sir, Manjunath, Dubey, were not just hereos. They are equal to Mangal Pandey, Azad etc. Based on simply the vastness and strength of the corrupt lobby.

Be Careful – Major Cheating by INDIAN AIRPORT OFFICIALS

Be Careful At the Indian Airports

This is a well-organized conspiracy & Indian Immigration, Police, Customs and Air India staff with networking at all the Indian International Airports. Be watchful whenever you give your passport to Immigration/ Customs/Air India staff. The passport can be; easily tampered and can create trouble to you. They have found easy way of; making money from NRIs. This is the way it works; At the time of the passenger’s departure, if the passenger is not looking; at the officer while he is stamping the exit, the officer very cleverly; tears away one of the page from the passport. When the passenger leaves; the Immigration counter, the case is reported on his computer terminal; with full details. Now all over India they have got full details of the; passenger with Red Flag flashing on the Passport number entered by the; departure immigration officer. They have made their money by doing above; On arrival next time, he is interrogated. Subject to the passenger’s; period of stay abroad, his income and standing etc., the price to get rid; of the problem is settled by the Police and Immigration people. If someone; argues, his future is spoiled because there are always some innocent; fellows who think the honesty is the basis of getting justice in India.; Which is wrong….;Please advise every passenger to be careful at the airport. When ever they; hand over the passport to the counters of Air India, or Immigration or any Govt. of India official.

Sent by another visitor…

yes this is very much true. I am in SOuth Korea and My Indian Friend had arrived in Mumbai International Airport in Feb. When he departed from South Korea it was fine but when he arrived in Mumbai within 7.5hours, He was informed that he is a illegal traveller by flight. Bcoz this is what happened.
He gave his passport to Mumbai Immigration Official and then waited ofr more than five mins to get it. He meanwhile had taken his eye off the immigration official an dhe had torn two pages from his passport. He was informed immediately that he is a illegal traveller. Lols when South Korean Officials cleared him and they took just 30secs to return it back, How come within 7.5hours everything changed. SO he complained to ploice that he is sure that Immigration official had torn the page. But Police ws the first one to inform that my friend needs tp pay nearly 1200Dollars to all. If he had paid to just immigration official then it would have been, 750Dollars. SO in the process of trying to get justice, he lost 450Dollars more. This is a true incident and he paid 1200Dollars. Bcoz he was scheduled to fly back within 20days. This is true incident and he is from Hyderabad in Andhra Pradesh. SO its not fake thing that Rama Prasad has informed us. True one. Cant say much. Its well known fact that “Precaution is better than Cure”

Picked up from EXPRESS.

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